peetamellarcs: if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh
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I’ve so many thoughts and isn’t it curious that all are of you?– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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