June 2012
1 tag
peetamellarcs:
if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh
Watchsylvielareveuse:
capitanoamerica:
rockinrobynn:
pixieblood:
phron3moph0bia:
fuckthebitch:
lisola:
a-man-with-a-creepy-smile:
heartofbarbedwire:
buy-me-food-because-i:
haave-you-met-ted:
deestarvivo:
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
omg.
jesus christ
omfg literally laughing out loud
I did not see that coming.
Omfg
oh my god this kid
I think I just pissed...
2 tags
“I’ve so many thoughts
and isn’t it curious
that all are of you?”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
soras-absurdly-long-eyelashes:
maniacalkyriis:
Neofriends tab in English
Neofriends tab translated from German to English
Wow.
Portuguese:
did i ask for your opinion
French:
don’t tell me how to live
Spanish:
say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
